Sunday, March 19, 2006

a dream about da

In this dream I saw Da sitting with his back to a room full of his followers. There was a television camera pointing at him and he was facing a big TV set on which his image was projected.
The next strange part was this: He had placed an ornate Japanese stone carving of a phallus between his legs, so it looked as if it was his own penis. He (and the devotees) were pleased with how he looked on the TV screen, with this well-proportioned stone phallus...
Now the next strange part: As Da admired his television image, a horned lizard darted suddenly out from under his robes, ran along the stone phallus, and leapt into the television screen, disappearing into the image.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Search For Public Restroom An Epic Odyssey Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty

Ames, IA—A local resident's search for a public bathroom became an epic odyssey of alienation, humiliation, and human cruelty Monday.Webster revisits one of the many establishments to reject him during his harrowing ordeal."You have no idea what I've been through," said Pete Webster, 27, recovering from the harrowing ordeal in his apartment. "From endless 'Bathroom For Paying Customers Only' signs to toilets so disgusting they're unsuitable for vomiting, I saw it all."Webster's bathroom search began at approximately 1:15 a.m., 30 minutes after leaving Burrito Bob's, where he consumed a double enchilada platter and a 32-ounce Pepsi. Though he felt fine upon exiting the popular late-night eatery, he soon felt an overwhelming need to defecate."I should've gone at Burrito Bob's," said Webster, who had spent the night barhopping with friends. "But I didn't have to go when I left. Besides, I figured I could always just dart into a gas station or some 24-hour restaurant and do the deed.""What I failed to factor in," Webster continued, "is the unfathomable darkness of the human soul."Rather than head back to his west-side apartment, a 25-minute walk from the downtown area, Webster made the fateful decision to search for a public restroom. His first stop was the Rite-Aid 24-hour pharmacy on West Gentry Street. Asking for the bathroom, he was told by a cashier that the facilities were for employee use only."I offered to buy a candy bar or something, but this bitch cashier said that wouldn't make any difference," Webster said. "How could a drugstore not have a public bathroom? Explain that one to me. Isn't public health in the interest of a drugstore? What's a more basic public-health issue than having to take a shit?"The pressure on his bowels steadily building, Webster was able to obtain the key to the men's room of an Amoco gas station on Kellogg Avenue at 1:50 a.m. But an unspeakable horror awaited him."The toilet was backed up, and sewage had slopped over the lid of the toilet onto the floor," Webster said. "There was no toilet paper, no soap, no paper towels, and no stall door. Still, I decided to go for it."The alienated Webster stands on the outside, looking in.Gingerly attempting to hover above the bowl without making contact, Webster stopped himself when he was suddenly overcome by a fear of splashback. He promptly returned the key to the gas-station attendant."I told the guy the restroom was unusable," Webster said. "He gave me this look, like I was acting like some sort of diva."Unable to find a place to defecate, Webster decided to give himself partial relief by urinating. Even this effort, however, brought nothing but torment and pain."I snuck behind a tree to piss, but I couldn't get the piss going without the rest coming out, too," Webster said. "Sometimes, I can take a piss when I actually have to do more, but this time it would've been too much to hold back."At 2:10 a.m., Webster encountered a group of Iowa State University students, who directed him to the school's student union."They said, 'Oh, yeah, there's a bunch of bathrooms in [the union]. Just head a few blocks down Marston and take a right at 12th Street, you can't miss it,'" Webster said. "When I got there, the whole place was lit up. I can't tell you how happy I was running up the steps of that building."The building was locked, closed since midnight."When I saw the union was closed, I started thinking about that one guy who was having a hard time keeping a straight face while the other rattled off the directions," Webster said. "I guess they decided to have a little fun at my expense. I didn't know them, and they didn't know me. It was just a bit of senseless, cruel fun. I guess they didn't realize they were toying with a broken, desperate man."The student-union episode was followed by several more spirit-crushing glimpses into the howling void. Webster encountered a Port-A-Potty in a local park which turned out to be padlocked, was denied restroom access by the acerbic employees of a bail-bonds office, and came across a convenience-store restroom dubiously declared "out of order" by a makeshift sign scrawled on notebook paper.Finally, at 2:45 a.m., Webster decided to accept defeat and begin the 25-minute walk home. Within moments of opening the apartment door, relief was his."In retrospect, I should've just gone home right at the start," Webster said. "But I really thought it'd be faster to find a place downtown than to walk home. Even when I hit the one-hour mark, I still thought I'd find one any second. That's the thing about bathroom searches: No matter how bad it's going, you still think some mythical golden stall with a clean seat and a fresh roll of paper is just around the corner."The ordeal has given Webster new perspective on society's treatment of outsiders."Before last night, I never realized what second-class citizens people without ready access to toilets are," Webster said. "I'll tell you one thing: If I ever encounter someone in that situation, I will not put them through this. I'll let them use my own toilet, or personally drive them around until we find a halfway-decent crapper."

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Coal and Atheism?

I think my daughter offers a good example. She doesn't believe in God which gets her in to all kinds of trouble with some of the neighborhood kids. But it doesn't bother her at all. She finds it humorous and actually feels sorry for them. One little girl drew a picture of Santa giving coal to my daughter and she just thought it was cute that the little girl was so concerned. Of course, it completely infuriated me. But she's not coming at it with the same baggage I am so it doesn't bother her at all.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Reflections on the Wudhu

EIGHT things NULLIFY (break) the WUDHU. They are called NAWAQISE (breakers of) WUDHU.

Discharging of URINE, STOOL or the coming out of anything from the PRIVATE PARTS.
Discharging of GASES.
VOMITING IS MOUTHFUL
To fall ASLEEP lying down or by resting the body against something.
To FAINT due to some illness or any other reason.
Becoming INSANE or going MAD.
LAUGHING, ALOUD whilst in NAMAAZ.
FLOWING of BLOOD or MATTER from any part of the body.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Socialists Attempt Murder of Religious Leader

ROME - An Italian parliamentary commission has concluded "beyond any reasonable doubt" that the Soviet Union was behind the 1981 attempt to kill Pope John Paul II - a theory long alleged but never proved, according to a draft report made available today.
The commission held that the pope was a danger to the Soviet bloc because of his support for the Solidarity labor movement in his native Poland. Solidarity was the first free trade union in communist eastern Europe.
"This commission believes, beyond any reasonable doubt, that the leaders of the Soviet Union took the initiative to eliminate the Pope Karol Wojtyla," said a draft of the commission's report obtained by The Associated Press. Wojtyla was John Paul's Polish name.
The draft has no bearing on any judicial investigations, which have long been closed. If the commission approves the report in its final form, that would mark the first time an official body had blamed the Soviet Union for shooting John Paul.
The Italian report said Soviet military intelligence - and not the KGB - was responsible. In Russia, Foreign Intelligence Service spokesman Boris Labusov called the accusation "absurd."
"All assertions of any kind of participation in the attempt on the pope's life by Soviet special services, including foreign intelligence, are completely absurd," he said, according to the Interfax news agency.
In 1991, then-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev denied KGB complicity in the shooting.
The report also said a photograph shows that a Bulgarian man acquitted of involvement in the May 13, 1981, assassination attempt was in St. Peter's Square when the pontiff was shot by Mehmet Ali Agca.
The Bulgarian Secret Service was accused of working for Soviet military intelligence, but the Italian court held that the evidence was insufficient to convict the Bulgarians in the plot.
Agca, a Turk, has changed his story often, and investigators said it was never clear who he was working for. He initially blamed the Soviets.
Agca served 19 years in an Italian prison for shooting the pope and then 5 years in Turkey for murdering journalist Abdi Ipekci.
He was released from the Turkish prison Jan. 12 but returned days later when prosecutors said he must serve more of his 10-year term for killing Ipekci. He will be released in 2010.
The Italian commission was originally established to investigate any KGB penetration of Italy during the Cold War.
The commission president, Sen. Paolo Guzzanti, said he decided to investigate the 1981 shooting after John Paul said in his book "Memory and Identity: Conversations Between Millenniums" that "someone else planned it; someone else commissioned it." The book came out shortly before the pope's death last year.
The report said the commission used all the evidence gathered during trials in Italy as well as information given by a French anti-terrorism judge, Jean-Louis Bruguiere.

Churches in Round Rock, Texas

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